Two scouts are walking through the forest when they suddenly encounter a grizzly bear!
The bear rears up on his hind legs and lets out a terrifying roar.
They're both frozen in their tracks.

The first scout whispers, "I'm sure glad I wore my running shoes today."

"It doesn't matter what kind of shoes you're wearing, you're not gonna outrun that bear," replies the second.

"I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun YOU," he answers.