What do  Alexander the Great and  Kermit the Frog have in common?
Their middle name.

What do you call an ant that helps a patrol leader?
An Assist Ant Patrol Leader.

What merit badge do you earn for getting your ears pierced in China?
Orient Earring.

Why did the fly eat on the tent flap?
It was a dining fly.

Where will campers sleep in the 21st century?
In the future tents.

What do you call a Girl Scout glued to the ceiling?
Stuck up.

What did the quarterback say to the Scout troop?
Hike.

Why did Joe Scout tiptoe past his tent.
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping bags.

A Scoutmaster stopped in to see his Psychiatrist. "Doc you've got to help me. I keep having the same dream over and over again, and I can't get rid of it." "Tell me about your dream," the psychiatrist inquired. The Scoutmaster responded, "The first night I dreamt I was a wigwam. The next night I dreamt I was a  teepee. Then I was a wigwam. Then I was a teepee, then...." "Wait I minute," the psychiatrist interrupted. "I think I know what your problem is. You're just two tents."

The Pope, and a Boy Scout, and another passenger were on a transcontinental flight. Suddenly, the pilot burst into the cabin. The plane is going to crash. Grab a parachute and jump. With that he took one of the three parachutes and jumped out of the plane. The other passenger said to the Pope and the Boy Scout. "I'm the world’s smartest man and I’m on the verge of developing a cure for cancer. I have a plan for world peace. I'm too important to die." He reached into the closet, slipped his arms into the straps and jumped. The Pope said to the Boy Scout, "I've lived a long life my son. You take the final parachute." "Don't worry you holiness," the Boy Scout said. "There are still two parachutes left. When the worlds smartest man jumped, he took my knapsack."